I wrote 2 sketches in tonight’s This Week This Week. It’s like news, but funny.
(that's rejected Censorship Street character Sedition Sammie)
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I wrote 2 sketches and some jokes in tonight’s performance of This Week This Week. The show is like the news, but funny.
(that's rejected Censorship Street character Sedition Sammie)
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I set out to write 5 comedy sketches yesterday. And I did write 5 comedy sketches yesterday.
Not sure if they are the most brilliant, or the funniest, but I like them and I’m really glad with everything happening this week I was able to do it.
A Boeing-made satellite broke up in space yesterday, but a Boeing spokesperson says it’s important to remember the various spacecraft parts plan to remain good friends.
North Korean soldiers are in Russia to assist Russia in its war on Ukraine. North Korea is so restrictive they consider their assignment to the Ukrainian front a vacation.
- written by me and Ron West for tonight's This Week This Week in LA
Mariel Garza, editorials editor of the Los Angeles Times, resigned on Wednesday after the paper's billionaire owner, Patrick Soon-Shiong, blocked the endorsement of Harris for president. I'm shocked another South African billionaire doesn't support a black woman for president, shocked I say.
- written by me for This Week This Week
Come see a sketch I wrote about existential dread in pumpkin spice season, some jokes I wrote and more in This Week This Week tonight in LA. It's like the news but funny. Cast and details in last image.
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Police in Geneva Switzerland have been stumped by a spate of toilet seat thefts from police stations. Investigators have nothing to go on.
- old joke as written/rewritten by me for this last week's This Week This Week show in LA
Come see a sketch I co-wrote with Kassie Johnston about Real Housewives of Despots and some jokes I wrote in This Week This Week tonight in LA. It's like the news but funny. Cast and details in last image.
Tix at the door.
In Bob Woodward’s new book, US Defense Secretary Austin warned his Russian counterpart about using nukes. The Russian replied, “I don’t take kindly to being threatened,” and Austin answered, “I am the leader of the most powerful military in the history of the world. I don’t make threats.” And then dropped the phone like a microphone and rode into the sunset.
- written by me for tonight's This Week This Week in LA
The FBI’s Cyber Division is considering a nationwide alert to warn Americans not to use the phrase “beef stew” as a password on any computer system. Turns out, it’s not stroganoff.
Last month, a Russian jet flew between an American F-16 and a Russian Tu-95, coming within just a few feet of the American jet. However, the unsafe maneuver the pilot made was following Putin’s orders; about half a million Russian soldiers in Ukraine already made that fatal mistake.
An analysis of the Martian climate this month revealed much of the terrain on Mars has been shaped by the winds. Researchers believe closer study is possible, if they planet.
A World War Two bomb, dropped about 80 years ago by the US, exploded yesterday at a Japanese airport. See, Boeing can make things that work... eventually.
In the VP Debate, JD Vance suggested Harris unilaterally pass policies, despite the VP’s only power being breaking ties in the Senate. Aside from the VP job description, ya know what else Vance didn’t read? The “can cause cancer and reproductive harm” label on his couch. 
The Norwegian Navy is considering painting bar codes on the side of all their surface vessels this week. When asked why, Norway’s Ministry of Defense said: when their ships return to port they’ll be able to Scandinavian.
- written by me for tonight's This Week This Week in LA, you can come see it.
VP candidate JD Vance, who has worked as a Venture Capitalist, says immigration is to blame for high housing costs, and not Venture Capitalists buying up all the houses. Later this week, Vance is expected to release a statement saying water is not to blame for wetness.
- written by me for tonight's This Week This Week in LA, you can come see it.
Come see This Week This Week in LA. Three sketches I wrote (Newsom AI, Ballistacil Commercial and Your Friend the Taxman) are in it and much much more. It's like the news but funny. Cast and details in last image.
Tix at the door.
Am I the first person to use the phrase "hydroxyl-terminated polybutadiene" in a comedy sketch? I don't know, but I think there's a good chance I am. 
Russia is seeking to militarily target three Ukrainian nuclear power plants, Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelenskyy has told the United Nations. Putin really needs to google what directions the wind blows over Ukraine. Spoiler: the wind blows towards Russia, douchebag.
